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	<title>Comments on: A Story for My Younger Readers</title>
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		<title>By: Awesome Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-250253</link>
		<dc:creator>Awesome Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 02:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This story is adorable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story is adorable.<br />
<span class="cluv">Awesome Bitch posted <a class="0764a4df6d 250253" rel="nofollow" href="http://awesomebitch.wordpress.com/2011/03/23/my-boyfriend-the-adorable/">My Boyfriend the Adorable</a></span></p>
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		<title>By: Bag O Bonez &#187; Blog Archive &#187; A delightful Children&#8217;s Story</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-111492</link>
		<dc:creator>Bag O Bonez &#187; Blog Archive &#187; A delightful Children&#8217;s Story</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The Story - By Neil from Citizen of the Month [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] The Story &#8211; By Neil from Citizen of the Month [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Citizen of the Month &#187; Male Nurse</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-111061</link>
		<dc:creator>Citizen of the Month &#187; Male Nurse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Oh, I have to go.  I think I hear her calling for some DayQuil!   But don&#8217;t feel bad for me.  She&#8217;s the one who is sick.  I love catering to a cranky woman&#8217;s every demand when she isn&#8217;t feeling well, especially after not seeing her for two months and hopelessly hoping for some very very needed T&amp;A (see magic orbs)!  I don&#8217;t need any special &#8220;oohs&#8221; and &#8220;aahs&#8221; just because she is the worst patient ever and sneezing all over the place.   Doing a job well is all the thanks I need. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Oh, I have to go.  I think I hear her calling for some DayQuil!   But don&#8217;t feel bad for me.  She&#8217;s the one who is sick.  I love catering to a cranky woman&#8217;s every demand when she isn&#8217;t feeling well, especially after not seeing her for two months and hopelessly hoping for some very very needed T&#38;A (see magic orbs)!  I don&#8217;t need any special &#8220;oohs&#8221; and &#8220;aahs&#8221; just because she is the worst patient ever and sneezing all over the place.   Doing a job well is all the thanks I need. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Citizen of the Month &#187; I Don&#8217;t Understand Women</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-105491</link>
		<dc:creator>Citizen of the Month &#187; I Don&#8217;t Understand Women</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Men &#8212; did you see that response to me dancing?  The babes were practically throwing themselves at my feet!  Who knew that putting on an old suit has that effect?   But isn&#8217;t it a little ironic that women are doing this at the EXACT moment when I&#8217;m making a romantic gesture to my wife?  Where were they a month and a half ago?  Why didn&#8217;t they do this when I was so horny I was writing pornographic children&#8217;s stories?  Do you remember when Sophia first left town, I actually asked female bloggers to ease my pain by sending me photos of themselves topless.  [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Men &#8212; did you see that response to me dancing?  The babes were practically throwing themselves at my feet!  Who knew that putting on an old suit has that effect?   But isn&#8217;t it a little ironic that women are doing this at the EXACT moment when I&#8217;m making a romantic gesture to my wife?  Where were they a month and a half ago?  Why didn&#8217;t they do this when I was so horny I was writing pornographic children&#8217;s stories?  Do you remember when Sophia first left town, I actually asked female bloggers to ease my pain by sending me photos of themselves topless.  [...]</p>
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		<title>By: deannie</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-102320</link>
		<dc:creator>deannie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What I love about children is that size doesn&#039;t matter, orbs are orbs and they are content to just have their own. Now, WHO can the Good Spirit of the North be and where can I find her? I know of a pair of orbs in need of release from their genie bottle...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What I love about children is that size doesn&#8217;t matter, orbs are orbs and they are content to just have their own. Now, WHO can the Good Spirit of the North be and where can I find her? I know of a pair of orbs in need of release from their genie bottle&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jules</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-100347</link>
		<dc:creator>Jules</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2006 16:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn&#039;t the 2nd chapter about Max&#039;s mom walking in and warning him that he&#039;ll go blind if he plays with his toy too much?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t the 2nd chapter about Max&#8217;s mom walking in and warning him that he&#8217;ll go blind if he plays with his toy too much?</p>
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		<title>By: Therapy Doc</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-100300</link>
		<dc:creator>Therapy Doc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2006 14:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Neil, you have to go to www.fishandfamily.com and read her post, Sept. 26, I AM SO NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.  and read the comments,  Linda</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neil, you have to go to <a href="http://www.fishandfamily.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.fishandfamily.com</a> and read her post, Sept. 26, I AM SO NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.  and read the comments,  Linda</p>
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		<title>By: teahouseblossom</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-100068</link>
		<dc:creator>teahouseblossom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, Max could play with his two magical orbs as well.

Someone call Jocelyn Elders!  This story should be published and widely distributed to public schoolchildren.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, Max could play with his two magical orbs as well.</p>
<p>Someone call Jocelyn Elders!  This story should be published and widely distributed to public schoolchildren.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-99829</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 19:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ohhh, your commenters made it clear -- the orbs were the boobs of Sophia, who&#039;s outta town.  I thought this was a metaphor for you having some woman take your testicles away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ohhh, your commenters made it clear &#8212; the orbs were the boobs of Sophia, who&#8217;s outta town.  I thought this was a metaphor for you having some woman take your testicles away.</p>
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		<title>By: better safe than sorry</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/comment-page-2/#comment-99805</link>
		<dc:creator>better safe than sorry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 17:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oooooooooooooo, magic orbs.
some things just can&#039;t be replaced.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oooooooooooooo, magic orbs.<br />
some things just can&#8217;t be replaced.</p>
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