Comments on: A Story for My Younger Readers http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/ Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles. Citizen of the Month is his blog. Make yourself at home. Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:43:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Bag O Bonez » Blog Archive » A delightful Children’s Story http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-111492 Bag O Bonez » Blog Archive » A delightful Children’s Story Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:23:18 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-111492 [...] The Story - By Neil from Citizen of the Month [...] [...] The Story - By Neil from Citizen of the Month [...]

]]> By: Citizen of the Month » Male Nurse http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-111061 Citizen of the Month » Male Nurse Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:57:36 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-111061 [...] Oh, I have to go.  I think I hear her calling for some DayQuil!   But don’t feel bad for me.  She’s the one who is sick.  I love catering to a cranky woman’s every demand when she isn’t feeling well, especially after not seeing her for two months and hopelessly hoping for some very very needed T&A (see magic orbs)!  I don’t need any special “oohs” and “aahs” just because she is the worst patient ever and sneezing all over the place.   Doing a job well is all the thanks I need. [...] [...] Oh, I have to go.  I think I hear her calling for some DayQuil!   But don’t feel bad for me.  She’s the one who is sick.  I love catering to a cranky woman’s every demand when she isn’t feeling well, especially after not seeing her for two months and hopelessly hoping for some very very needed T&A (see magic orbs)!  I don’t need any special “oohs” and “aahs” just because she is the worst patient ever and sneezing all over the place.   Doing a job well is all the thanks I need. [...]

]]> By: Citizen of the Month » I Don’t Understand Women http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-105491 Citizen of the Month » I Don’t Understand Women Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:26:55 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-105491 [...] Men — did you see that response to me dancing?  The babes were practically throwing themselves at my feet!  Who knew that putting on an old suit has that effect?   But isn’t it a little ironic that women are doing this at the EXACT moment when I’m making a romantic gesture to my wife?  Where were they a month and a half ago?  Why didn’t they do this when I was so horny I was writing pornographic children’s stories?  Do you remember when Sophia first left town, I actually asked female bloggers to ease my pain by sending me photos of themselves topless.  [...] [...] Men — did you see that response to me dancing?  The babes were practically throwing themselves at my feet!  Who knew that putting on an old suit has that effect?   But isn’t it a little ironic that women are doing this at the EXACT moment when I’m making a romantic gesture to my wife?  Where were they a month and a half ago?  Why didn’t they do this when I was so horny I was writing pornographic children’s stories?  Do you remember when Sophia first left town, I actually asked female bloggers to ease my pain by sending me photos of themselves topless.  [...]

]]> By: deannie http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-102320 deannie Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:09:28 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-102320 What I love about children is that size doesn't matter, orbs are orbs and they are content to just have their own. Now, WHO can the Good Spirit of the North be and where can I find her? I know of a pair of orbs in need of release from their genie bottle... What I love about children is that size doesn’t matter, orbs are orbs and they are content to just have their own. Now, WHO can the Good Spirit of the North be and where can I find her? I know of a pair of orbs in need of release from their genie bottle…

]]> By: Jules http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-100347 Jules Sun, 01 Oct 2006 16:50:36 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-100347 Isn't the 2nd chapter about Max's mom walking in and warning him that he'll go blind if he plays with his toy too much? Isn’t the 2nd chapter about Max’s mom walking in and warning him that he’ll go blind if he plays with his toy too much?

]]> By: Therapy Doc http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-100300 Therapy Doc Sun, 01 Oct 2006 14:54:48 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-100300 Neil, you have to go to www.fishandfamily.com and read her post, Sept. 26, I AM SO NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. and read the comments, Linda Neil, you have to go to http://www.fishandfamily.com and read her post, Sept. 26, I AM SO NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. and read the comments, Linda

]]> By: teahouseblossom http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-100068 teahouseblossom Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:16:34 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-100068 Well, Max could play with his two magical orbs as well. Someone call Jocelyn Elders! This story should be published and widely distributed to public schoolchildren. Well, Max could play with his two magical orbs as well.

Someone call Jocelyn Elders! This story should be published and widely distributed to public schoolchildren.

]]> By: Michael http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-99829 Michael Sat, 30 Sep 2006 19:16:43 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-99829 Ohhh, your commenters made it clear -- the orbs were the boobs of Sophia, who's outta town. I thought this was a metaphor for you having some woman take your testicles away. Ohhh, your commenters made it clear — the orbs were the boobs of Sophia, who’s outta town. I thought this was a metaphor for you having some woman take your testicles away.

]]> By: better safe than sorry http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-99805 better safe than sorry Sat, 30 Sep 2006 17:55:13 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-99805 oooooooooooooo, magic orbs. some things just can't be replaced. oooooooooooooo, magic orbs.
some things just can’t be replaced.

]]> By: CrankMama http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-99786 CrankMama Sat, 30 Sep 2006 17:10:56 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/28/a-story-for-my-younger-readers/#comment-99786 All hail the magical orbs... So, who exactly ARE your "young readers"... Does 38 count as young?? All hail the magical orbs… So, who exactly ARE your “young readers”… Does 38 count as young??

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