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	<title>Comments on: Neil&#8217;s Penis&#8217;s Dating Rules for Men</title>
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	<description>Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles.  Citizen of the Month is his blog.  Make yourself at home.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 20:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Citizen of the Month &#187; How a Woman is Like a 1985 Ford Mustang</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-223212</link>
		<dc:creator>Citizen of the Month &#187; How a Woman is Like a 1985 Ford Mustang</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I received an email from Eddie in Ohio, who was crazy about some two year old post of mine titled Neil&#8217;s Penis&#8217;s Dating Rules for Men.    He liked it so much that he actually tried to follow these rules&#8230; in real life.   [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] I received an email from Eddie in Ohio, who was crazy about some two year old post of mine titled Neil&#8217;s Penis&#8217;s Dating Rules for Men.    He liked it so much that he actually tried to follow these rules&#8230; in real life.   [...]</p>
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		<title>By: DrowseyMonkey</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-216794</link>
		<dc:creator>DrowseyMonkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All the best comments have already been said...but I just had to add how impressed I am, not with a typing penis, but a thinking one...I didn't realize they could do that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the best comments have already been said&#8230;but I just had to add how impressed I am, not with a typing penis, but a thinking one&#8230;I didn&#8217;t realize they could do that.</p>
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		<title>By: lady lie</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-214077</link>
		<dc:creator>lady lie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was a middle school teacher. The correct form is Neil's Penis'  No extra S.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was a middle school teacher. The correct form is Neil&#8217;s Penis&#8217;  No extra S.</p>
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		<title>By: Pippa</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-173614</link>
		<dc:creator>Pippa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a first date tonight, and I'm damn sure he needs to read Neil's Penis's Ponderings beforehand!
Signed, 
*Not too* desperate for sex, goodies and hot sex,</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a first date tonight, and I&#8217;m damn sure he needs to read Neil&#8217;s Penis&#8217;s Ponderings beforehand!<br />
Signed,<br />
*Not too* desperate for sex, goodies and hot sex,</p>
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		<title>By: communicatrix &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Citizen of the Day (a.k.a. The Carnival of Neilochka)</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-171489</link>
		<dc:creator>communicatrix &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Citizen of the Day (a.k.a. The Carnival of Neilochka)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] For awhile, I thought we might have to name this &#8220;The Carnival of Neilochka&#8217;s Penis&#8221;. Neil&#8217;s penis has inspired many a blog post. And while Finn reminds us that when it COMES to Neil a talking penis is just the TIP of the iceberg, I still smell a penis, out to steal the limelight! [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] For awhile, I thought we might have to name this &#8220;The Carnival of Neilochka&#8217;s Penis&#8221;. Neil&#8217;s penis has inspired many a blog post. And while Finn reminds us that when it COMES to Neil a talking penis is just the TIP of the iceberg, I still smell a penis, out to steal the limelight! [...]</p>
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		<title>By: mochaleet</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-124583</link>
		<dc:creator>mochaleet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just went out with a guy who made me pay for the second round of drinks. Guess who's masturbating alone tonight? He was creepy of course in other ways. I gotta say, I'm not into the gifts either. Everything else you are 85% right in my book. Mazel Tov!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just went out with a guy who made me pay for the second round of drinks. Guess who&#8217;s masturbating alone tonight? He was creepy of course in other ways. I gotta say, I&#8217;m not into the gifts either. Everything else you are 85% right in my book. Mazel Tov!</p>
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		<title>By: dustbury.com</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-93501</link>
		<dc:creator>dustbury.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;You have no secrets...&lt;/strong&gt;

"Maintaining some intrigue," says the AskMen Web site, "keeps the spice in dating." Neil Kramer's wang begs is determined to disagree: If anything, today is the day of promotion, marketing, advertising. You WANT to have a video on YouTube of......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>You have no secrets&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Maintaining some intrigue,&#8221; says the AskMen Web site, &#8220;keeps the spice in dating.&#8221; Neil Kramer&#8217;s wang begs is determined to disagree: If anything, today is the day of promotion, marketing, advertising. You WANT to have a video on YouTube of&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Fitèna</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-93426</link>
		<dc:creator>Fitèna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brilliant!
This science is called penischology!
100% with Neil's Peepee.

Fitèna</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brilliant!<br />
This science is called penischology!<br />
100% with Neil&#8217;s Peepee.</p>
<p>Fitèna</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-93365</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And to think that today I blogged about scary meat. Oy vey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And to think that today I blogged about scary meat. Oy vey.</p>
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		<title>By: dhani</title>
		<link>http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/08/neils-penis-dating-rules-for-men/#comment-93050</link>
		<dc:creator>dhani</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i'm sorry neil, i was attracted to you before but your penis seems to be the one who can really have fun... 
i'm in love with his witty attitude already!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;m sorry neil, i was attracted to you before but your penis seems to be the one who can really have fun&#8230;<br />
i&#8217;m in love with his witty attitude already!</p>
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