Comments on: Panties Gag Found Dead in Los Angeles! http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/ Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles (well, New York now). Citizen of the Month is his blog. Make yourself at home. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:59:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Tara http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91609 Tara Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:58:08 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91609 Or maybe the panties escaped to that island where JFK, Jimi Hendrix, and Elvis all live. Pretty soon we'll have sightings of them leaving a McDonalds in Akron, Ohio too. Or maybe the panties escaped to that island where JFK, Jimi Hendrix, and Elvis all live. Pretty soon we’ll have sightings of them leaving a McDonalds in Akron, Ohio too.

]]> By: Dagny http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91607 Dagny Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:07:29 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91607 I am going to imagine that this is like that infamous season of <i>Dallas</i>. Pam has just dreamed that the Panties Gag is dead. The next time we see the Panties Gag will be in a shower. I am going to imagine that this is like that infamous season of Dallas. Pam has just dreamed that the Panties Gag is dead. The next time we see the Panties Gag will be in a shower.

]]> By: Amy K http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91606 Amy K Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:45:33 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91606 Sara Jess (Carrie Bradshaw) did the tightie whitie on Sex and the City, and in the summer months I sleep in men's boxers because they are inexpensive, light, and sometimes have cool patterns like martini cockatails. No pun intended on the cocktails... Sara Jess (Carrie Bradshaw) did the tightie whitie on Sex and the City, and in the summer months I sleep in men’s boxers because they are inexpensive, light, and sometimes have cool patterns like martini cockatails. No pun intended on the cocktails…

]]> By: the psycho therapist http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91605 the psycho therapist Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:39:16 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91605 Dear Neil's Penis, I love you. Don't ever leave. Love, Anais Nin Dear Neil’s Penis,
I love you.
Don’t ever leave.
Love,
Anais Nin

]]> By: Jody http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91604 Jody Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:27:11 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91604 To Neil's Penis - did you forget that feminists may like a penis, sometimes love a penis but feminists sure don't need a penis? To quote Annie Oakley - Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you! To Neil’s Penis - did you forget that feminists may like a penis, sometimes love a penis but feminists sure don’t need a penis? To quote Annie Oakley - Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you!

]]> By: Neil's Penis http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91603 Neil's Penis Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:18:32 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91603 F**k them! Bunch of jealous feminist b****s that wish they had a c***k rather than you while you prance around in their underwear. F**k them! Bunch of jealous feminist b****s that wish they had a c***k rather than you while you prance around in their underwear.

]]> By: Neil http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91602 Neil Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:15:47 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91602 Penis, these are my blogging friends you're insulting. Penis, these are my blogging friends you’re insulting.

]]> By: Neil's Penis http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91601 Neil's Penis Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:11:50 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91601 Neil -- Pussy! And Emma -- since I see the name of your blog is "Mommy Has a Headache," can I assume you also use that old excuse with your husband? I'm funny, I tell ya -- like a cold fish like YOU would ever know! And that lame-O Viscountess of "no" Funk wouldn't know a funny Penis if she was staring at one.  Has she ever been laid? Where do you find these "loser" readers, Neilochka? Neil — Pussy!

And Emma — since I see the name of your blog is “Mommy Has a Headache,” can I assume you also use that old excuse with your husband? I’m funny, I tell ya — like a cold fish like YOU would ever know!

And that lame-O Viscountess of “no” Funk wouldn’t know a funny Penis if she was staring at one.  Has she ever been laid?

Where do you find these “loser” readers, Neilochka?

]]> By: Neil http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91600 Neil Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:11:25 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91600 Hmmm... people seem to like the panties after all. It's too bad that the gag is dead. What's this? Oh, my god! I just opened the coffin and the panties are gone? Can this mean that they are STILL ALIVE? Or was the dead gag stolen by a crazed fan? I guess we're just going to have to wait and see... Hmmm… people seem to like the panties after all. It’s too bad that the gag is dead. What’s this? Oh, my god! I just opened the coffin and the panties are gone? Can this mean that they are STILL ALIVE? Or was the dead gag stolen by a crazed fan? I guess we’re just going to have to wait and see…

]]> By: emma http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91599 emma Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:01:57 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/09/05/panties-gag-found-dead-in-los-angeles/#comment-91599 I for one would like to speak out in defence of the panties gag. Every time I thought of you sitting at your computer wearing those monkey panties I started to laugh. And I agree with Viscountess of Funk, there is nothing inately funny about your penis (unless it is one of those ones that bends in the middle which I hope for your sake it isn't), but the word 'panties' can always raise a cheap guffaw. I for one would like to speak out in defence of the panties gag. Every time I thought of you sitting at your computer wearing those monkey panties I started to laugh. And I agree with Viscountess of Funk, there is nothing inately funny about your penis (unless it is one of those ones that bends in the middle which I hope for your sake it isn’t), but the word ‘panties’ can always raise a cheap guffaw.

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