Comments on: The Negative Effect of my Vons Club Card on my Sex Life http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/ Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles (well, New York now). Citizen of the Month is his blog. Make yourself at home. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:52:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Amanda http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-229516 Amanda Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:56:39 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-229516 Great story. I did a google search for "Vons card change phone number" and your blog came up. (I just moved and need to change my contact info.) Very amusing! Great story. I did a google search for “Vons card change phone number” and your blog came up. (I just moved and need to change my contact info.) Very amusing!

]]> By: Roonie http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-120125 Roonie Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:45:23 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-120125 This was a great post. And now I know who Sophia is! This was a great post. And now I know who Sophia is!

]]> By: Michael http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-101099 Michael Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:21:41 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-101099 Ahhh... funny story, but I missed something. I missed the part where you, ah... SEPARATED or DIVORCED from Sophia? I mean, you WOULDN'T be sleeping with another WOMAN while married, right? Oops, my bad...this is California. Guilt doesn't prevent erectile dysfunction, the stupid Vons Club card does the trick. Riiiiiight. Ahhh… funny story, but I missed something. I missed the part where you, ah… SEPARATED or DIVORCED from Sophia? I mean, you WOULDN’T be sleeping with another WOMAN while married, right?

Oops, my bad…this is California. Guilt doesn’t prevent erectile dysfunction, the stupid Vons Club card does the trick.

Riiiiiight.

]]> By: Fitena http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-91918 Fitena Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:26:27 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-91918 I can't believe am laughing while reading about an old woman who died ina supermarket and was left there! lol! Am I? Why did it take you so long to sign up your own anyway huh? Fitèna I can’t believe am laughing while reading about an old woman who died ina supermarket and was left there! lol! Am I?
Why did it take you so long to sign up your own anyway huh?

Fitèna

]]> By: George http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-91200 George Mon, 04 Sep 2006 16:58:25 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-91200 Vons Card data is never shared with anyone, therefore enabling a firewall against the subpoena of anyone's data. Vons Card data is never shared with anyone, therefore enabling a firewall against the subpoena of anyone’s data.

]]> By: Caryn http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89797 Caryn Wed, 30 Aug 2006 14:56:30 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89797 Ahh, I miss Ralph's Ahh, I miss Ralph’s

]]> By: Heather http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89664 Heather Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:02:16 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89664 This is excellent. I hate grocery stores, there is no love in our house after the grocery store. And while I really thinking you are setting a bad example here of marital infidelity (haha) I don't blame her for never calling again. And the same thing happens with me with my Safeway card. I think I was like Robert Black or something like that, and clearly I was a fraud, since I am a girl. But I dont like them to surveil my shopping habits anyway. No one needs to know how many fig newtons I buy! That mind of yours, I think you think about sex allatime, eh? Way to go! This is excellent. I hate grocery stores, there is no love in our house after the grocery store. And while I really thinking you are setting a bad example here of marital infidelity (haha) I don’t blame her for never calling again.

And the same thing happens with me with my Safeway card. I think I was like Robert Black or something like that, and clearly I was a fraud, since I am a girl. But I dont like them to surveil my shopping habits anyway. No one needs to know how many fig newtons I buy!

That mind of yours, I think you think about sex allatime, eh? Way to go!

]]> By: heidi http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89659 heidi Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:55:43 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89659 I always use Mr. Pancake's card but I love when they callme Mrs. Pancake!!! Oh and we career women rock! I make the big bucks AND make dinner AND iron the shirts! But I DON'T condone his staying at home to write.read blogs. His ass can go to work just like me! I always use Mr. Pancake’s card but I love when they callme Mrs. Pancake!!!

Oh and we career women rock! I make the big bucks AND make dinner AND iron the shirts! But I DON’T condone his staying at home to write.read blogs. His ass can go to work just like me!

]]> By: Neil http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89653 Neil Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:05:23 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89653 Danny -- I know EXACTLY why Vons creeps you out. When I moved here, the first thing I said was, "Vons? Who the hell names a supermarket with a Nazi name?" Danny — I know EXACTLY why Vons creeps you out. When I moved here, the first thing I said was, “Vons? Who the hell names a supermarket with a Nazi name?”

]]> By: Danny http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89651 Danny Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:00:08 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/08/28/the-negative-effect-of-my-vons-club-card-on-my-sex-life/#comment-89651 Woo-hoo, I finally made "Blog Crush of the Day!" And here I was convinced that this feature was simply a flirting tool for your bevy of female readers. Or maybe it was but now that you signed up for your own Vons card you feel secure enough in your masculinity to stop ignoring your male readers! Vons always scared me for some reason, I buy most of my staples at Ralph's. But I'd cut my tongue out before buying meat in either of those stores, for that I go to Whole Foods, Gelson's, or the butchers at Farmers Market even though all of them probably use the same cache of diseased cows. Woo-hoo, I finally made “Blog Crush of the Day!” And here I was convinced that this feature was simply a flirting tool for your bevy of female readers. Or maybe it was but now that you signed up for your own Vons card you feel secure enough in your masculinity to stop ignoring your male readers!

Vons always scared me for some reason, I buy most of my staples at Ralph’s. But I’d cut my tongue out before buying meat in either of those stores, for that I go to Whole Foods, Gelson’s, or the butchers at Farmers Market even though all of them probably use the same cache of diseased cows.

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