Comments on: Sex Advice for Men

By: Cheap Tart

Cheap Tart — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:23:08 +0000

Oh my. I love this poem.
Honest & with food … loved the cream of wheat section! You rule mister.

Stay cool. I just can’t believe ya’ll are having our Texas weather. Strange!

SMooch,
The Tart
; )

By: rach

rach — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 17:56:03 +0000

I’m completely with Catherine on this one,
What’s the deal with premature ejaculation, it beats impotence?”

So much pressure on everyone,

great poem though, it made me smile

By: Me

Me — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:13:36 +0000

Love the poem!

By: Lady

Lady — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:52:44 +0000

Promised gelato?
And Cream of Wheat??
With a suckled toe?!?
Now this Really does whet.
For it, I’d never be hard to get!

By: 2nd Pearl Past the Post

2nd Pearl Past the Post — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:44:59 +0000

i don’t believe i ahve even seen a poem addressing that before. Just when you think all the ground has been covered. well, not covered per se. that would be, ahem.

Um, nice picture. I used to eat cream of wheat until I was told in the middle east it is fed exclusively to pregnant women to help them bulk up.

By: Kestrel

Kestrel — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 21:24:02 +0000

Cook her cream of wheat eh? Why not “you cook her up a feast?” Trust me, much more romantic.

By: peefer

peefer — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 20:33:49 +0000

Well done, Neil, but the cream of wheat an gelato references makes me nervous.

By: Brooke

Brooke — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:40:06 +0000

I agree, this is just like Dr. Suess. If he were jewish. And impotent.

By: Karen Little

Karen Little — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:12:02 +0000

heheh - that’s brilliant! write us some more?

By: tiff

tiff — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:01:12 +0000

Protestants don’t get that lecture, apparently.