I love all my blogger-friends.Â I really do.Â But there’s no way I’m going to sit here all day and read your dopey blogs on my mother’s dial-up here in Flushing — while I fall asleep during the page loads.Â Â Did we once all used dial-up?Â It’s like still using morse code.
But I hate not keeping up with the lives of other people.Â What if someone gets engaged or finds a new job or has sex with a midget — and I miss the post?Â It just won’t be the same reading the post a week from now, when everyone else has moved on and I’m the only one at the party.
So, I have a favor to ask.Â Â Could you write a one sentence synopsis of what’s going on in your current life so I can feel like I’m still “plugged in” to the blogosphere — sort of a “Reader’s Digest” of my usual blog reading.Â
Please ONE SENTENCE only.Â After all, I’m on vacation.Â And seriously, how interesting is your life anyway that it deserves more than one sentence?
We’ll be in the Berskshires next week if anyone wants to come visit.
A Year Ago in Citizen of the Month:Â Judging a Man by His Shoes