Oral Fixation
PRIVATE CHAT ROOM, 2AM
HOTDAVE23: Mmmm… U R HOT… cough… What are U… cough cough… wearing now?
2SEXYJUDY: Just my… cough cough… sexiest… cough cough… THONG…
HOTDAVE23: Wow…cough… R U as… cough .. TURNED ON as… cough… I am?
2SEXYJUDY: U make me so… cough cough… WET. I want your BIG… cough… HARD… cough… whoops, I dropped the.. cough… damn… cough… ashtray into my… cough cough… daughter's crib… BRB
Conversation overheard at DatingforSmokers.com.
Tags: cigarettes, dating, smoking







33 Comments so far
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Hmmmm. I don’t recall ever coughing, or at least not that much.
By Dagny on 05.01.06 9:42 pm
LOL! I love this! Where do you get the inspiration from!?
Fitèna
By Fitèna on 05.01.06 11:33 pm
I dunno about the oral fixation. I am fixated on the pic. I need to get out more.
By jackt on 05.01.06 11:37 pm
*cough* that was funny.
By Wenchy on 05.02.06 1:01 am
I think I need a ciggie after this!
By ChickyBabe on 05.02.06 2:52 am
I’m imagining a wheeze and an inhaler in there somehwere… oops that’s dating for old smokers.
You’re too funny!
By mariemm3 on 05.02.06 3:02 am
Yuck. For several reasons.
By justrun on 05.02.06 4:38 am
How can she smoke and stand in those heels?
By MA on 05.02.06 4:59 am
And if a couple meets on DatingForSmokers.com, date for a while, then break up, do they ever try to “patch” things up?
By Pearl on 05.02.06 5:15 am
Aren’t you supposed to smoke AFTER the deed?
By Scarlet on 05.02.06 6:17 am
You’re a Cancer?! Wow! Me too!
Hello, Neil.
By scott on 05.02.06 6:20 am
hey scott why do u write “hello neil” at the end of every comment? just wondering lol.
By disillusive on 05.02.06 6:52 am
They think it’s a tumor, Disillusive.
By scott on 05.02.06 7:04 am
So glad I quit smoking years ago. Couldn’t imagine kissing a smoker - icky.
By bettyonthebeach on 05.02.06 8:10 am
ROFLMAO!!! Damn, I have to quit smoking!
*giggling* Where DO you come up with this stuff?!
3T
By 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) on 05.02.06 9:37 am
Note to readers: This piece is written for the American market, which is vehemently anti-smoking, so much so that you can’t smoke anymore on many California beaches! This is not intended as a commentary against my kind-hearted European, Asian, and Israeli readers who still enjoy the art of smoking a cigarette. When you smoke, it is still very sexy. Cough.
By Neil on 05.02.06 9:42 am
Little is sexier than a man with a great big oxygen bottle…
By Melissa on 05.02.06 10:33 am
yeah, yeah, yeah…
i got my smoking donkey today.
guess i’m not quitting anytime soon.
By stephanie on 05.02.06 10:48 am
I think I went out with her once.
By AWE on 05.02.06 10:53 am
Do you think she had one of those holes in her throat? I think that’s the nastiest image: smoking out of one of those. UGH! I must go vomit now.
By Jacynth on 05.02.06 11:05 am
so you call yourself hotdave23?
By treespotter on 05.02.06 11:39 am
Neil, have you been hiding behind my curtains 2 weeks ago, during a friendly visit by a mutual acquaintance/blogger?
By Tatyana on 05.02.06 12:05 pm
that’s so hot….
By party girl on 05.02.06 12:20 pm
never smoked and after seeing that pic, i’m not about too, a little too “hot” for me.
By better safe than sorry on 05.02.06 1:39 pm
I wonder if this post would be as charming if it were http://www.heroineaddixdating.com
Just a thought.
Nicotine Kisses.
By Lauren on 05.02.06 5:03 pm
If there is anything sexy about that babe - I truly can’t find it, even though she’s got all the trappings. And if she’s a man’s fantasy, yikes, I’ll never ever meet that standard (I bet she doesn’t have a PhD! Ok - maybe she does. Bitch!)
If I were 100% assured that smoking is not bad for you, I would go out right now and buy a pack of cigarettes - and there’s nothing better than those French cigarettes, I guarantee you! But I gave it up for good a while back, and I’m not about to start again.
By Elisabeth on 05.02.06 5:18 pm
Hi Neil!!!
I quit last year and I think I’m enjoying life more!
By helen on 05.02.06 6:22 pm
It’s just like licking an ashtray.
As they say…
By Leah on 05.02.06 7:57 pm
Cough. Anyone see that flick “Thank you for Smoking?”
I haven’t either.
Cough.
By Nancy on 05.02.06 9:26 pm
Ashtray in my daughters crib…Oh.Dear.Lord.
By Dustin on 05.03.06 6:05 am
Oh my! I’m so glad I don’t smoke any more!
Hugs
Des
By Desireous on 05.03.06 8:51 am
smoking sucks (well tobacco, at least)
i remember in college hooking up with smokers, freaking gross tasting
i love these no smoking indoors laws
By idonothingallday on 05.03.06 8:39 pm
I forgot what I was going to say because I’m too busy smoking.
By Patns on 05.04.06 11:18 am
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