Comments on: Don’t Worry, Mom http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/ Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles. Citizen of the Month is his blog. Make yourself at home. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:14:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Kevin http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-53637 Kevin Mon, 01 May 2006 15:36:02 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-53637 Wow, Sophia looks hot with a noose. I now see why Michael Hutchence was so into that scene. Sorry, that was just terrible. Wow, Sophia looks hot with a noose. I now see why Michael Hutchence was so into that scene.

Sorry, that was just terrible.

]]> By: Bill http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-53123 Bill Sun, 30 Apr 2006 06:01:35 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-53123 How could any of us be depressed when we're all consumers? Life is fab, baby, and it's online and it's digital. Whoo-hoo! Obsessive-compulsive is cool; depression is so 90s! Life may not be easy for a pimp but it's jim dandy for a consumer! How could any of us be depressed when we’re all consumers? Life is fab, baby, and it’s online and it’s digital. Whoo-hoo! Obsessive-compulsive is cool; depression is so 90s!

Life may not be easy for a pimp but it’s jim dandy for a consumer!

]]> By: modigli http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-53114 modigli Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:11:00 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-53114 Don't be depressed, Neil! Get your butt down to San Diego to kick our ass with your Texas Hold 'Em skills! :) Don’t be depressed, Neil! Get your butt down to San Diego to kick our ass with your Texas Hold ‘Em skills! :)

]]> By: Pearl http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-53031 Pearl Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:12:09 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-53031 And thanks for making me laugh. (again!) And thanks for making me laugh. (again!)

]]> By: claire http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52801 claire Sat, 29 Apr 2006 17:47:56 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52801 "and I don't even know where you buy a noose." Well, be careful if you're shopping in LA, you might end up with a trick noose. The popsicles would probably work, but driving to LAX is always such a drag... “and I don’t even know where you buy a noose.”

Well, be careful if you’re shopping in LA, you might end up with a trick noose. The popsicles would probably work, but driving to LAX is always such a drag…

]]> By: Tracy Lynn http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52785 Tracy Lynn Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:50:04 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52785 Geez, on the one occasion I said to my mom " You have no idea how close I am to putting my head in the oven.", she said "Really? Where are you standing?" Mothers are intrinsically weird. Geez, on the one occasion I said to my mom ” You have no idea how close I am to putting my head in the oven.”, she said “Really? Where are you standing?”

Mothers are intrinsically weird.

]]> By: Dustin http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52651 Dustin Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:37:43 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52651 <i>If all else fails, you can strap several orange and strawberry ice-pops to your torso (be sure to use clear packing tape) and sprint across a runway at LAX.</i> I'd probably end up eating the ice-pops before I made it to LAX and then feel even more depressed about my lack of Will Power. If all else fails, you can strap several orange and strawberry ice-pops to your torso (be sure to use clear packing tape) and sprint across a runway at LAX.

I’d probably end up eating the ice-pops before I made it to LAX and then feel even more depressed about my lack of Will Power.

]]> By: communicatrix http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52645 communicatrix Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:46:11 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52645 Hey! Maybe you need a crafts class! You know--it'd cheer you up, and you could learn how to tie a noose. Talk about having yourself covered. Hey! Maybe you need a crafts class! You know–it’d cheer you up, and you could learn how to tie a noose. Talk about having yourself covered.

]]> By: scott http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52644 scott Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:40:21 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52644 Joking? Me? Thanks for the link. Hello, Neil. And <a href="http://www.ehow.com/how_7535_tie-noose.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>. Joking? Me?

Thanks for the link.

Hello, Neil.

And here.

]]> By: Neil http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52643 Neil Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:27:16 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/28/dont-worry-mom/#comment-52643 <p>I think I've seen those ice-pops at the 99 cents only store. That is probably the cheapest alternative. Why ruin nice sheets?</p> <p> And I'm going to get depressed more often if I can get hugs from Anne Arkham. </p> I think I've seen those ice-pops at the 99 cents only store. That is probably the cheapest alternative. Why ruin nice sheets?

 And I'm going to get depressed more often if I can get hugs from Anne Arkham. 

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