Comments on: I am a Success http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/ Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles. Citizen of the Month is his blog. Make yourself at home. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:22:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: jules http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52726 jules Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:58:04 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52726 "nice guy" IS and interesting character trait...numb penis...now that's just plain interesting... “nice guy” IS and interesting character trait…numb penis…now that’s just plain interesting…

]]> By: annie http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52649 annie Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:34:25 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52649 Well, at least you're super sexy. Well, at least you’re super sexy.

]]> By: Dustin http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52648 Dustin Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:32:02 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52648 Wait a minute...your penis isn't numb <i>all</i> the time? Wait a minute…your penis isn’t numb all the time?

]]> By: Citizen of the Month » Don’t Worry, Mom http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52632 Citizen of the Month » Don’t Worry, Mom Sat, 29 Apr 2006 00:47:56 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52632 [...] No, Mom, I'm not depressed.  Please stop calling me today.  Ten times in one day is enough.  I was trying to talk about this success seminar in an interesting way, not make you worried about me.  And Scott was just joking when he write in the comments, "The most honorable person, in my opinion, is a person hanging from a noose with an unopened bottle of Prozac in their pocket with their miserable suicide note." [...] [...] No, Mom, I'm not depressed.  Please stop calling me today.  Ten times in one day is enough.  I was trying to talk about this success seminar in an interesting way, not make you worried about me.  And Scott was just joking when he write in the comments, "The most honorable person, in my opinion, is a person hanging from a noose with an unopened bottle of Prozac in their pocket with their miserable suicide note." [...]

]]> By: Jenni http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52517 Jenni Fri, 28 Apr 2006 22:18:41 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52517 You know, Jim Carey had a great idea going, but last time I wrote a check like that I ended up in jail...not really, but if I did write a check like that I totally would... end up in jail that is...nevermind. I also didn't realize that anit-depressants made your genitals go numb. Doens't this defeat the whole "anti-depressant" purpose, because I know if I had to take a pill to be happy that happy would quickly turn to sad the second I had no feeling down there. Tragic. You know, Jim Carey had a great idea going, but last time I wrote a check like that I ended up in jail…not really, but if I did write a check like that I totally would… end up in jail that is…nevermind.

I also didn’t realize that anit-depressants made your genitals go numb. Doens’t this defeat the whole “anti-depressant” purpose, because I know if I had to take a pill to be happy that happy would quickly turn to sad the second I had no feeling down there. Tragic.

]]> By: ashbloem http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52513 ashbloem Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:18:41 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52513 How'd you end up at the seminar? Please don't numb your penis. He needs to post more often. How’d you end up at the seminar?

Please don’t numb your penis. He needs to post more often.

]]> By: elle http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52511 elle Fri, 28 Apr 2006 20:38:24 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52511 Boy, what an insprirational piece!! I'm going to try it. *shuts eyes really tightly* 1. I haven't done any hard time in prison, yet (my accomplishment) 2.I have rocking earlobes (physical trait) 3.I only swore in front of the kids 10-12 times tops today! (character trait) You're right!! I feel better all ready!!! Ahhhh Thanks. Boy, what an insprirational piece!! I’m going to try it. *shuts eyes really tightly*

1. I haven’t done any hard time in prison, yet (my accomplishment)

2.I have rocking earlobes (physical trait)

3.I only swore in front of the kids 10-12 times tops today! (character trait)

You’re right!! I feel better all ready!!!

Ahhhh Thanks.

]]> By: circe http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52497 circe Fri, 28 Apr 2006 19:19:12 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52497 You are killing me here! (and sorry about the NP). HAHAHAHA :) You are killing me here! (and sorry about the NP). HAHAHAHA

:)

]]> By: Megan http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52494 Megan Fri, 28 Apr 2006 18:29:47 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52494 <i>Same with Jimi Hendrix, the Big Bopper, and that guy from INXS! In fact, most of the really successful ones die sooner or later.</i> Wow, that must mean I'm a successful person since I'm going to die sooner or later! I can feel the success oozing out of me already. Same with Jimi Hendrix, the Big Bopper, and that guy from INXS! In fact, most of the really successful ones die sooner or later.

Wow, that must mean I’m a successful person since I’m going to die sooner or later! I can feel the success oozing out of me already.

]]> By: laurie http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52493 laurie Fri, 28 Apr 2006 18:24:11 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2006/04/27/i-am-a-success/#comment-52493 Don't rule out the spinster-sex-esteem connection. I prefer men who skulk around being pathetic and loser-y. They're more eager to please. And that's ... very pleasing. Don’t rule out the spinster-sex-esteem connection. I prefer men who skulk around being pathetic and loser-y. They’re more eager to please.

And that’s … very pleasing.

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