I thought you liked being punished.

By danielle on 04.15.06 5:55 pm

Dude, you married a Russian. What did you expect?

(For the record, I totally just wrote that comment so I could call you “dude”.)

By communicatrix on 04.15.06 6:43 pm

ohhh… ‘fuck me pumps’! That’s not punishment

By bella on 04.15.06 7:56 pm

Payback is a bitch

By LisaBinDaCity on 04.16.06 6:14 am

I suppose bringing a book to look at in between nods of approval would have been out of the question?

By kimananda on 04.16.06 7:19 am

You know you deserved it.

BTW, when I’m next in LA, mind if I have lunch with Sophia?

By Edgy Mama on 04.16.06 8:24 am

How could shoe shopping ever be considered punishment!?

By Wendy on 04.16.06 10:46 am

I am with Wendy. Shoe shopping is never punishment; it is a reward.

By Dagny on 04.16.06 12:43 pm

Bra shopping is a reward. Shoe shopping is torture.

By Neil on 04.16.06 12:52 pm

We have an agreement. I won’t drag him shoe shopping (honestly, I loathe shopping and never go myself anyway) and he may not ask me to accompany him to Home Depot. I do enjoy lingerie shopping though, and he’s welcome to come along to help if he wants.

By Rabbit on 04.16.06 2:14 pm

For me, getting dragged to Home Depot is even worse than shoe shopping — because that means someone is going to want me to actually DO something around the house other than blog.

My favorites: bookstores, music stores, 99 cent-only stores, computer stores, consumer electronic stories, supermarkets, newstands, and men’s hat stores (although I’ve never actually bought a hat in one).

Question: Why does shopping with a woman take ten times longer than it does with a male friend?

By Neil on 04.16.06 2:49 pm

my idea of shopping? lingerie and books! and perhaps some f’me pumps for good measure.

youse so funny!

By femmedespoir on 04.16.06 10:52 pm

by the way, just do like my fellow does and make sure you station yourself close to the f’me pumps, NOT the granny shoes. that way, at least you’re bound to see some nice gams while you bide your time.

By femmedespoir on 04.16.06 10:56 pm

I’m betting you probably knew the punishment before you even committed the crime.

By justrun on 04.17.06 3:15 am

Is that better or worse than water torture?

By Sandra on 04.17.06 5:36 am

You say “punishment” I say “heaven”

By Bre on 04.17.06 6:41 am

Shoe shopping? Punishment? I don’t get it.

By Trixie on 04.17.06 7:07 am

I hate shopping so much. Thank goodness I’m not a man involved with a woman who likes to shop. I’d rip my own eyes out, but not before I set the mall on fire.

By ashbloem on 04.17.06 7:12 am

I hate shopping with other people. And shoe shopping IS the worst. Although so is bra shopping-NO I DO NOT WANT TO BE MEASURED!

By Scarlet on 04.17.06 7:30 am

in answer to your question, think: is there any other activity that generally takes a woman 10 times longer to achieve than a man? i.e. the word “shoegasm” mean anything to you?

By mernitman on 04.17.06 7:37 am

I recently got a talking to from a family member about an innocent (or so I thought) post I wrote a month ago. I wish that my punishment had been shoe shopping.

By Heather B. on 04.17.06 7:52 am

Shoe shopping is all in how you approach it. You get to see your girl wearing something beautiful, she’ll show you lots of leg - the legs you love having wrapped around you - and if you buy her the fabulous, sexy shoes she loves, she might just leave them on for the next hot, sweaty session in the bedroom. How is that not a win, win situation?

By Melissa on 04.17.06 7:57 am

I thank God every day that I have a wife who despises shopping. She only does it when she needs to. And she hates malls with a passion. So not your standard girly girl.

By Kevin on 04.17.06 8:13 am

Man, as much as I love shoes and as much as I love shopping for shoes, I would never, ever subject my man to that.

You musta been very bad. Very, very bad.

By party girl on 04.17.06 9:51 am

You’re a good man Neil. Gooood man!

By Leah on 04.17.06 6:05 pm

whipped!

By ams on 04.18.06 3:44 am