Man and Woman: Morning
"You were amazing last night," she said, stretching in my bed.
"I was?"
"I love it when a man is so masterful. When he takes charge. Why don’t you do that more often?"
"You liked it?"
"I loved it. I want you to do it again tonight."
"I really wanted to please you so much. So, I took those chances."
"The way you took your time… everything so slow… and then you went "all in.""
"It’s how you win in a Texas Hold ‘em game. I took a hundred bucks from all those women. Woo-hoo! The second time in two weeks. Maybe I’ll win tonight, too."
"I was so impressed. But you’re giving me back my twenty dollars, right? Right?"
"Sure," he said, bluffing.
Tags: Hold 'em, marriage, poker, Sex, Texas
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She’s stretching in your bed, but he bluffs?
Interesting…
By anne on 03.23.06 12:41 am
Were you playing in bed or on the table? Yo didn’t have any cards up your sleeve did ya? Now, that is a trick question!
By Tongue in Cheek on 03.23.06 1:55 am
Neilochka, the master of the bait and switch.
Where did you learn all this stuff, anyway?
By Michele on 03.23.06 3:45 am
Hm. My girlfriend never gets this excited when I play poker.
By The Retropolitan on 03.23.06 5:41 am
Texas Hold ‘Em is a euphemism, no?
By Scarlet on 03.23.06 6:10 am
why neil, nice work!
By amanda on 03.23.06 6:42 am
Cute
By Leesa on 03.23.06 6:50 am
I prefer seven-card stud myself.
By Edgy Mama on 03.23.06 7:35 am
nice set up.
you did get some, right?
By stephanie on 03.23.06 8:04 am
Great post.
By anne arkham on 03.23.06 8:14 am
Edgy Mama - seven card stud! Nice one!
By bettyonthebeach on 03.23.06 10:10 am
A picture is worth 1000 words…
Much better, Neil.
By Pearl on 03.23.06 10:59 am
Very Very Nice!
By sara lee on 03.23.06 10:59 am
Nice. You are welcome to sit in at my poker game any time. Just bring lots of cash.
By Wendy on 03.23.06 11:02 am
the foot fetishist inside me adores this post
By The Moviequill on 03.23.06 11:13 am
does this mean less penis posts?
By Nelumbo on 03.23.06 11:25 am
Thank god you had a good sense to change the visual (or rather-your editor S).
White+blue+pink and the smug …erm…female swimming in it…you were this close of ruining your reputation with me, what’s left of it (3 words: the red shirt).
By Tatyana on 03.23.06 11:26 am
You should come play with us sometime.
Poker, of course.
By ashbloem on 03.23.06 11:37 am
Whoever said romance was lost on you is full of it.
By Kevin on 03.23.06 12:22 pm
I don’t know whether to be intrigued or… or, hmmm. I need to learn to play poker better.
By justrun on 03.23.06 12:39 pm
the first pic’s a very nice pic. the toes, less so.
By treespotter on 03.23.06 1:27 pm
Pearl — Thanks for the photo advice.
Nelumbo — No.
By Neil on 03.23.06 2:32 pm
Ah, so Pearl was your editor this time…Thank you, Pearl!
By Tatyana on 03.23.06 3:15 pm
Nice work!
By ChickyBabe on 03.23.06 3:30 pm
Wait….so is “poker” code word for the horizontal mambo? Tee hee.
By Jacynth on 03.23.06 3:31 pm
Texas Hold ‘em or sex either way you come out a winner, Nice.
By Student Nurse on 03.23.06 5:22 pm
huh, my 14 year old son plays poker. not sure if i should be worried or relived.
By better safe than sorry on 03.23.06 6:53 pm
Gorgeous shots and filters Neil, how our brain focuses on these beautiful parts and moments to equal a sum of full emotion. Me likes it lots
By darlin nikki on 03.23.06 8:29 pm
Best poker erotica on the ‘net.
By bella on 03.23.06 9:22 pm
Texas Hold ‘Em games currently running have names like
Big Blind
Big Slick
Call Cold
Dead Man’s Hand
Pocket Rockets
Does yours have a name or are you more a generalist?
By Lin on 03.23.06 9:25 pm
Saucy, just how I like my Neil. ;]
By claire on 03.23.06 9:27 pm
Shame on you Neil!!
Cheating all those poor old ladies…. they could have put the money to good use ………….. like getting Botox.
By helen on 03.23.06 10:37 pm
It’s the poker face, Neil…it’s the poker face. Or maybe the way you hold ‘em — although not in Texas.
By Sandra on 03.23.06 10:54 pm
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