Comments on: Newsflash: Men Don’t Understand Women

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:38:33 +0000

1) How can you be so neat and put-together, but your purse be such a mess?
-MINE ISNT. BUT ITS PROBABLY THE REAL WOMAN IN HER

2) Why will you kiss me, but not use my toothbrush?
-EW.

3) Do women really talk like they do in “Sex and the City?”
-DONT WATCH IT. BUT WHAT WE USUALLY TALK ABOUT ARE GUYS, CLOTHES, FOOD, ACCESSORIES, BLAH BLAH BLAH. TYPICAL. I LOVE VIDEO GAMES AND SPORTS TOO

4) Are you really bullshitting about that PMS thing just to get some extra attention?
-NOPE. IT DOESNT HURT A LOT, BUT IT GETS ME MORE CRANKY/EMOTIONAL. STILL SHOULDNT BE A REASON TO PISS OFF A GUY RIGHT? IDK, JUST HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

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By: modigli

modigli — Sat, 18 Feb 2006 05:57:18 +0000

Neil ~ Ha! Just came back tonight to see if you responded, and lo and behold, you added the joke in the comments! YEah!

Thanks!

By: bettyonthebeach

bettyonthebeach — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 15:03:21 +0000

Q: How can you be so neat and put-together, but your purse be such a mess?
THe bigger the purse, the bigger the mess. Plus, women just require more stuff - best to be prepared for any situation.

2) Why will you kiss me, but not use my toothbrush? I have no problem using a guys toothbrush as long as it isn’t all frayed and looks like he hasn’t bought a new one in close to a year.

3) Do women really talk like they do in “Sex and the City?” Less like Samantha…more like Charlotte and Carrie.

4) Are you really bullshitting about that PMS thing just to get some extra attention? No, sadly, it’s pretty real. THe whole period thing really really sucks. We get about 7-10 good days a month.

Hope this helps!!

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:38:08 +0000

More advantages to being male. I don’t need 1,987,290 shoes. I can wear the same outfit twice. I don’t care if I show up at a party and see someone else wearing the same outfit. We grow more distinguished as we age etc….

By: Won't tell

Won't tell — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:01:02 +0000

My wife and I share toothbrushes, but don’t kiss. Should I be concerned?

Dry mouth in DC

By: Neil

Neil — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 23:28:45 +0000

Future women in my life:

I just went to Costco and bought a 12-pack of toothbrushes.

By: akaky

akaky — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 23:23:23 +0000

1. No one knows. Live with it.

2. Yechhhhh!

3. Yes; I work in a female dominated institution and they always tell me ahead of time that the conversation is about go blue or involve reproductive biology; I fear I am a notorious prude.

4. I dont know; what I do know is that I dont care if they live longer than we we do, we dont have to put up with this stuff. We dont get pregnant, we dont have PMS, the insides of our testicles dont slough off and fall out, although I did have a hydrocele there once, but I dont think that counts, and we can take a leak whenever and wherever we feel like. What can be better than that?

By: cruisin-mom

cruisin-mom — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 23:22:26 +0000

Jack Nicholson played a writer in “As Good As It Gets”.
When his character is asked: “How do you write women so well?”
He answers: “I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability”.
That sums it up.

By: Sophia

Sophia — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 22:18:11 +0000

Very insightful, perceptive observation, Jacynth. Interesting…