How much more generous and forgiving Sophia could be!
In fact, almost 4 times more generous than Neilochka: compare $12.99 Cock Shaker (is that a bargain or what?!) to the famous Wilted Sunflower Bouquet (with cock attached) for $3.99

I’ll say it again - Sophia, you’re a saint.

By Tatyana on 12.10.05 10:19 am

So, how exactly does that cock shaker work? And how was it, Neil?!

By modigli on 12.10.05 11:45 am

You know, that Stain Reci would be a great character name. A bad ass dude, I think.

By Bill on 12.10.05 12:25 pm

guess i know how you’re spending the rest of your evening, nothing like a few cocktails to relax and unwind.

By better safe than sorry on 12.10.05 2:04 pm

What’s wrong w/Olive Garden?

By 3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) on 12.10.05 2:49 pm

What’s wrong w/Olive Garden?
What is NOT wrong with Olive Garden?

And man, Neil… is that ACTUAL SIZE?
~HDJ

By He's Dead, Jim! on 12.10.05 2:55 pm

i guess that’s one way to get a girl to swallow.

By dan-E on 12.10.05 2:59 pm

Best when shaken, not stirred?

By Pearl on 12.10.05 3:39 pm

You were in Valencia. You can’t expect more.

I got to get one of those Cock Shakers.

By jaimie on 12.10.05 4:05 pm

That Sophia, she is obviously a classy gal. I like her style.

By ashbloem on 12.10.05 4:22 pm

I thought you already had one of those.

By anne arkham on 12.10.05 5:02 pm

the gift that keeps on giving!

By Lizzie on 12.10.05 6:58 pm

I’ve always told my friends, width is more important that length. I’m impressed!

By groovebunny on 12.10.05 7:19 pm

What a great night cap!

By bella on 12.10.05 7:32 pm

Very dry, with a twist?

By Elvira Black on 12.10.05 7:44 pm

sadly, a cock shaker can’t replace the real thing. . .

By ms.sizzle on 12.10.05 8:18 pm

Off topic (or is it?): Sophia, if you can still function after a day like this, I found something about the the “dogs that bark:
http://www.livejournal.com/~azbukivedi/103478.html.
It’s obvious where our Neilochka fits, isn’t it?

By Tatyana on 12.10.05 8:28 pm

Guess you won’t be invited to opening night when I unveil my new hybrid chain restaurant:

The Oliveback Steak Garden

(our breadsticks are rolled in breadcrumbs, fried and to die for!)

By Star Effer on 12.10.05 8:54 pm

$12.99…a bargain at ANY price, my dear.
~l.

By Laura on 12.11.05 5:32 am

Hold up, SE, there could be a market for those breadsticks.

Neil, gorgeous boy, no more artificial stimulants. Your wang is going to get caught in that thing and then how do you explain it to the ER doc?

By Melissa on 12.11.05 6:54 am

Circuits melting…too many comments…can’t compute…need more RAM…

By RetroDragon on 12.11.05 8:59 am

You bad, bad boy!!

By La Dauphine on 12.11.05 9:16 am

Why is Sophia buying a cock shaker, Neil? Isnt that what she has you for?

By akaky on 12.11.05 11:51 am

And I like the garlic bread at Olive Garden

By akaky on 12.11.05 11:52 am

I hope you’re not planning on re-gifting that.

By Rabbit on 12.11.05 3:08 pm

If you shake it too much you can grow hair on your palms.

By New York Moments on 12.11.05 3:30 pm

Boy, we just thought it was funny when we saw it. I didn’t realize that it would unleash so much filthy thoughts. Perverts.

By Neil on 12.11.05 4:15 pm

I thought it was funny. But I’ve never been to an Olive Garden or an Outback, and feel rather deprived. Really–like the Olive Garden commercials. Would see them on late late late night cable and thought it was a restaurant in the Bronx.

By pia on 12.11.05 5:20 pm

this picture inspired my post. Not sure if you should feel flattered…

By schuey on 12.11.05 5:31 pm

Congrats, Neil! I searched and searched and searched, and you are the first blogger ever to tag ‘Valenica’. Is that a place in Middle Earth?

By brando on 12.11.05 9:03 pm

Sophia said I should have tagged, “Cock Shaker,” but I just refused.

By Neil on 12.11.05 9:16 pm

star effer, if you ever start a restaurant that offers breaksticks that have been deep fried, i’m so going there. i’ll eat almost anything deep fried.

By dan-E on 12.11.05 11:18 pm

I agree w/ Sophia about tagging Cock Shaker. Too many comments about Olive Garden…I only have one thing to say about Olive Garden…the new one in San Antonio, TX by 1604/La Cantera has a toilet made for gods. The flush was incredible ;). Kudos to Olive Garden for creating a toilet I am proud to use and flush.

By -RM on 12.12.05 12:29 am

nice cock tale about the cocktail

By The Moviequill on 12.12.05 6:47 am

In this case, it’s not just the THOUGHT that counts…

By ngregory00 on 12.21.05 5:45 pm