Comments on: Why I’d Make a Great Husband for You, My Female Reader (A Poem) http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/ Neil Kramer is a writer in Los Angeles. Citizen of the Month is his blog. Make yourself at home. Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:43:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Olivia Therado http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-211883 Olivia Therado Fri, 22 Jun 2007 22:35:07 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-211883 <p>Haha! That's Hilarious.</p> Haha! That’s Hilarious.

]]> By: Brenda http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19263 Brenda Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:39:21 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19263 Is it too purr-sonal to ask why such a purr-fect husband would end up separated from such a purr-fect wife? Brenda Patrick, Registerd Nurse Purr-fectly Pink P.S. Tampons cause Toxic Shock Syndrome, and should have been outlawed decades ago. Is it too purr-sonal to ask why such a purr-fect husband would end up separated from such a purr-fect wife?

Brenda Patrick, Registerd Nurse
Purr-fectly Pink
P.S. Tampons cause Toxic Shock Syndrome, and should have been outlawed decades ago.

]]> By: Jackie http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19162 Jackie Wed, 07 Dec 2005 06:18:09 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19162 That is the fucking funniest thing I've read today. You are the prince of the tampax pearl, obviously, regular, unscented. :) Loves it. That is the fucking funniest thing I’ve read today.

You are the prince of the tampax pearl, obviously, regular, unscented. :)

Loves it.

]]> By: Megan http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19116 Megan Tue, 06 Dec 2005 23:29:28 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19116 Oh Neil, I'll never make you buy me pads. But I might make you pick up the condoms. Oh Neil, I’ll never make you buy me pads. But I might make you pick up the condoms.

]]> By: sunny http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19056 sunny Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:06:56 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19056 It's the ultimate test of a relationship! It’s the ultimate test of a relationship!

]]> By: Bill http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19027 Bill Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:18:55 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19027 This would be a great poem except I don't want a husband and <i>I'm not a female reader</i>. But that's okay! I'm use to being the unimportant part of a relationship! How about a poem about hanging pantyhose from the curtain rod? Sorry, That was kind of like an acid flashback except instead of acid it was relationships. I'm going to bed now. Surely this will pass. This would be a great poem except I don’t want a husband and I’m not a female reader.

But that’s okay! I’m use to being the unimportant part of a relationship!

How about a poem about hanging pantyhose from the curtain rod?

Sorry, That was kind of like an acid flashback except instead of acid it was relationships. I’m going to bed now. Surely this will pass.

]]> By: Fitèna http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19025 Fitèna Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:54:30 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19025 Oh my Lord, where art you, My heart forever throb he did for A King of Tampon in Shining armour! Come to me, forever would we have soared, But cursed is my destiny which made you, made you a nudnik bra unhooker.... Fitèna Oh my Lord, where art you,
My heart forever throb he did for
A King of Tampon in Shining armour!

Come to me, forever would we have soared,
But cursed is my destiny which made you,
made you a nudnik bra unhooker….

Fitèna

]]> By: Neil http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19021 Neil Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:48:04 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19021 Charming, obviously you've never been married, where your sole purpose in life is to tell your husband to do things for you. You'll learn. Charming, obviously you’ve never been married, where your sole purpose in life is to tell your husband to do things for you. You’ll learn.

]]> By: Charming, but single http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19019 Charming, but single Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:32:38 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19019 Um, I guess I just don't get this "Honey, be a dear and get my tampons" thing ... not that I'm opposed to having a man buy me tampons ... but I just can't think of a situation when I would be unable to go out and get them myself ... Um, I guess I just don’t get this “Honey, be a dear and get my tampons” thing … not that I’m opposed to having a man buy me tampons … but I just can’t think of a situation when I would be unable to go out and get them myself …

]]> By: Neil http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/2005/12/04/why-id-make-a-great-husband-for-you-my-female-reader-a-poem/#comment-19010 Neil Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:36:21 +0000 http://www.citizenofthemonth.com/?p=344#comment-19010 Don't knock it, Edgy, some might even say its more important than how the man is in the sack. Don’t knock it, Edgy, some might even say its more important than how the man is in the sack.

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