Monday Maxim October 24, 2005 / Neil Kramer / 13 Comments Neilochka says: There are some roads, women, and restaurants best avoided. Share this:FacebookTwitterMoreEmailPrintRedditLinkedIn Jewish maximsayings Previous post Cheap Thrills Next post 21st Century Additions to the Dictionary 13 Comments ms. sizzle October 24, 2005 at 10:04 am so true. Reply Bill October 24, 2005 at 10:32 am That’s funny. By the way, I did one of those Google “define” searches out of curiousity. Here’s the top answer, “The optimum biomass that a fisheries stock is theoretically capable of yielding without collapse.” Oy! (You have to spell it “oi” to get any references to Yiddish.) (Yes, I’m not at work this morning. So I’m frittering time away doing stupid Google searches.) Reply brando October 24, 2005 at 11:22 am And many are named Shari. Reply Neil October 24, 2005 at 11:36 am Brando — you know Shari, too? Or “Sharon,” as she likes to be called now. Reply amanda October 24, 2005 at 11:39 am brilliant. simply brilliant. Reply Bad Maria October 24, 2005 at 12:30 pm and *artistic* projects…. Reply Megan October 24, 2005 at 2:12 pm I would either take out the word “women” and replace it with men, or add in “men” as a fourth thing to stay away from. Men are trouble. Reply anne October 24, 2005 at 3:18 pm Clearly you’re just saying that. Reply He's Dead, Jim! October 24, 2005 at 3:59 pm We Latinas like to say AY! ~HDJ Reply He's Dead, Jim! October 24, 2005 at 3:59 pm And if I were a Latina in a pirate costume, it would be AYE! ~HDJ Reply akaky October 24, 2005 at 4:24 pm If you were in a Pirates uniform wouldnt it be ARRGHHH!, unless you were Roberto Clemente, I suppose. Reply akaky October 24, 2005 at 4:25 pm And wouldnt the road you want to avoid be Oy’s Vey? Reply Tovah October 25, 2005 at 8:17 am I love the dooced.. or neilohked. How hilarious… Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.