Poor mom… I’m sure she was hoping to have a son whose dong was worth much more.

By Atomic Bombshell on 10.24.05 3:06 pm

“That’s MY son!! He’s so frugal!”

By He's Dead, Jim! on 10.24.05 3:56 pm

Had you considered telling Sophia that you were so hard up for money that you were selling yourself as a discount male prostitute?

By akaky on 10.24.05 4:22 pm

I know that perhaps I shouldn’t laugh…but that’s a great story.

By Chris on 10.24.05 4:58 pm

Awww poor Mom! I bet everyone stared at her as she ate by herself too

By LisaBinDaCity on 10.24.05 5:44 pm

What?!! That post was GOLDEN! How come they didn’t like that? They just don’t know a good thing when it POPS right up in front of their face with a big red sticker on it, damnit! … jeeeezzzzz!

By modigli on 10.24.05 5:57 pm

Neil, can she possibly make that experience any worse. Neil, my heart really goes out to you.

By -RM on 10.24.05 6:12 pm

Please tell me that this was 10% true. Your poor momochka.

By MA on 10.24.05 6:44 pm

Neilochked: When a random blogger describes his erect penis and you can’t get the image out of your head.

e.g. ‘Brandon, you look distracted. Is there something on your mind?’ ‘Well, yeah, I got Neilochked this morning while surfing the web.’ ‘Oooh. You better take the day off. You’re gonna be pretty much useless to the company today.’

By brando on 10.24.05 8:17 pm

By the way, does anyone other than me know who that picture is of?

By Neil on 10.24.05 8:30 pm

Oh, that’s not so awful. I’m sure she’s very proud of your celebrity!

By La Dauphine on 10.24.05 8:31 pm

pfft, that’s Minnie Pearl from Hee Haw. Everyone knows that. Right?

/crickets

By brando on 10.24.05 8:34 pm

and the guy looks like buck owens

By brando on 10.24.05 8:36 pm

Thank you, Brando. I hope that took your mind off of other visual images.

By Neil on 10.24.05 8:38 pm

Neil - you should really buy your mother a bouquet of flowers as an apology for… oh wait. Oh god. I just made myself sick.

By Jenny on 10.24.05 9:04 pm

It’s Minnie Pearl and George Lindsey (who played Goober on Andy Griffith Show) and the truth is that I’m not ashamed….

By Bad Maria on 10.24.05 9:08 pm

I can’t pronounce ‘neilochked’. Too many consonants, too close together.

By anne arkham on 10.24.05 9:30 pm

tell your mom i will be at the whole foods on thursday if she needs a lunch date. darn them! they wouldn’t know a good penis sticker story if it hit them in the, well, you know where. (haha, i am actually laughing.)

By Amanda on 10.24.05 9:46 pm

Anne — that’s exactly what Sophia said. She suggested neilochkeed, but I thought that just sounded crazy.

By Neil on 10.24.05 9:46 pm

Neilochka –

Remember that “Oy” post from earlier?

Here’s another “Oy” for you:

http://www.blogebrity.com/blog/2005/10/blockquotes-a-399-sticker-hanging-from-his-cock.php

By Sophia on 10.24.05 10:12 pm

So what did the editor really think?

By anne on 10.24.05 11:00 pm

I knew that was Minnie Pearl but I didn’t realize that was Goober there (his hand i>is over his mouth. (Thanks for the ID, Bad Maria.)

btw … That link Sophia left - does this mean you’re a Blogebrity now? (Or does it just mean your manly endowment is?)

By Bill on 10.25.05 12:31 am

haha, poor mom…. You should take her to lunch. Maybe a $3.99 Chinese buffet would be appropriate?

By erin on 10.25.05 3:38 pm

This Pearl will gladly treat Mom to lunch if she’s willing to travel to Toronto…and also willing to put in a good word for me at her prestigious publishing house. I need some more freelance copyediting work!

By Pearl on 10.26.05 5:23 pm