Comments on: A Tribute To Teachers

By: Ashley

Ashley — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:19:57 +0000

MINE IS EXACTLY LIKE MAYA’S CEPT THE ENDING GOES

IT ROLLED OF THE STREET
AND INTO A DITCH
AND THAT WAS THE END
OF THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:19:12 +0000

On top of Old Smokey
All covered with sand
I shot my slow teacher
With an old rubber band

I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
For I couldn’t miss her
She was forty feet wide

She runned out and catched me
The throwed me cross her knee
But at the set of my britches
I had my old geography

She reached for her ruler
Took a swipe at me
She missed old Kentucky
But hit Tennessee.
The real one!

By: lazyamy

lazyamy — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:28:24 +0000

another version:
on top of a mountain,
all covered with blood,
i shot my poor teacher,
with a machine gun!

i went to her funeral,
i went to her grave,
some people threw flowers,
i threw grenades.

a thousand years laaater,
she rose from the dead,
i got my bazooka,
AND SHOT OFF HER HEAD!

im so sorry to all my teachers, lol

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:38:29 +0000

this is the version we used to sing:

on top of a mountain
all covered in blood
i shot my poor teacher
with a 44 slug.
i shot her with glory
i shot her with pride
it was not hard to miss her
she was 40 foot wide.
i went to her funeral
i went to her grave.
some people threw flowers
but i threw grenades.
her coffin went up
her coffin went down
her coffin went splat
all over the ground.
40 years later
look up in the sky
and there’s my poor teacher
still trying to fly!

good times, haha!

By: no more shcool

no more shcool — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:00:36 +0000

this i my version

on to of a moutian all coverd in blood
i shot my fat teacher witha
4 80 slug
she went up to heven but was’nt qutie dead so i got a bazzoca and blew off her head
i went to her funeral to vist her grave people therw flowers i threw a greandeThe coffin went up
The coffin went down
the coffin went *splat*
all over the ground
I opened the coffin
she wasnt quite dead
i got a sledge hammer and cracked open
HER HEAD

By: yp

yp — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:17:52 +0000

i’ve heard a different version than Maya

On top of a school bus
all covered in blood
i shot my poor teacher
with a 40 foot stud
I went to her funeral
i went to her grave
some people thew flowers
but i threw grenades
My mom came and got me
and sent me to bed
so i got my bazooka
and shot off her head

By: maya

maya — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:53:44 +0000

we use to also sing:

Ding Dong the teachers dead!

By: maya

maya — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:52:46 +0000

We use to sing it like: (our school was on a hill)

On top of a mountain
all covered in blood
i shot my poor teacher
with a 40 foot stud
I went to her funeral
i went to her grave
some people thew flowers
but i threw a granade
The coffin went up
The coffin went down
the coffin went *splat*
all over the ground
I opened the coffin
she wasnt quite dead
so i got a bazooka
and shot off her head.

Our whole class used to always sing it all together and once we even made one of our teachers cry… was funny at the time.

By: edward schwarzmann

edward schwarzmann — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:27:14 +0000

… ROTTEN TANGERINE
AND I DON’T GO TO SCHOOL NO MORE

Is the ending we used to sing

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