Comments on: Reading Others

By: Cheap Tart

Cheap Tart — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 23:06:23 +0000

Toooooo! Funny. Hmmm & true I bet. * wink*

SMooch,
The Tart

By: jamy

jamy — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 14:47:05 +0000

I’m a single woman and you have never, ever left a comment on my site. You’ve probably never even visited. I’m hurt.

By: Neil

Neil — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 06:54:12 +0000

Mujer malvada!

By: JustAnotherGirlWhoWants2DateNeil

JustAnotherGirlWhoWants2DateNeil — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 06:24:55 +0000

Does that mean I win?

You know I had to do it that way for my own safety. Women can get vicious…

Plus, even though you’ve never said a cross word against any of them, my admirers are already quite jealous of you.

By: Neil

Neil — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 03:44:01 +0000

Anonymous woman — I don’t know how you know me so well. You are either Sophia, my mother, or Elizabeth, the girl I once dated in grad school — the one who used ask me all those questions in bed about “my personal and life goals” that would cause me to end up sobbing uncontrollably.

By: JustAnotherGirlWhoWants2DateNeil

JustAnotherGirlWhoWants2DateNeil — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 02:59:13 +0000

I was actually going to comment today about how your url should actually be like chickswantneil.com or dyingtodateneil.com. My theory is that you are conducting a social experiment using the following steps:

1)Draw women to your site through said commentitillation (yes, I made up a word just for you).

2)Post entries that endear you to them, detailing your attraction to brainy and/or “real” women–flaws and all(this is disarming and makes us feel better about that thing we hate).

3)Retain enigma status by offering some, but not complete accessibility. No pictures, no details on your current lovelife.

4)Watch the sexytime explosion that ensues as your subjects outdo one another in an effort to prove that they are the most sexy, witty, and worthy of your attention.

Voila! Without even showing them a photograph, you have a pool of women virtually competing to be your next date and addressing you using terms of endearment.

Well done.

See? See how I couldn’t do that without a winky face? Damn you!

By: TWM

TWM — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:34:25 +0000

Hmm, I was wondering why all your visits were 1/10th of second long. That’s OK though, I only read yours in the hope of seeing Sophie.

By: psychotoddler

psychotoddler — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 19:56:57 +0000

While sitting here in my Victoria’s Secret Teddy, I was wonderi–

Dang! Someone already took that line!

By: amanda

amanda — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 16:50:39 +0000

haha…whew…funny.

By: introspectre

introspectre — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 16:50:17 +0000

You have no shame and I love it.