Comments on: Stretching the Jamba Juice

By: shanaia

shanaia — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:41:18 +0000

Yes JAmba juice can really allow you to lose weight. You can’t characterize jamba Juice to have 400 calories because Razzmatazz has about 250ish calories. I worked at JAmba Juice and got free smoothies on the shifts I worked. I would aways get Razzmatazz with light orange sherbet with extra raspberries. With Fiber and Burner boost, doing that for like a month or so, I was able to lose approximately 40 pounds.

By: Michael Blowhard

Michael Blowhard — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 07:44:41 +0000

Wait: masturbation … “Smoothies” … Soon someone’s going to be cracking jokes about “the creamsicle diet.”

By: meghan

meghan — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 04:18:34 +0000

i think the key is that shellie’s jamba juice had the secret treat of semen in it, added by her local masturbartory clerk…. and we all know that man juice melts the fat off a lady’s hips, right?

By: Claven

Claven — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:51:39 +0000

Do not, I repeat DO NOT play with yourself for an hour and follow it with a run…

http://gmisvolumeone.blogspot.com/2005/06/paving-road.html

By: Anonymous City Girl

Anonymous City Girl — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 01:37:12 +0000

Well if it’s a choice between the subway diet, the jamba juice diet, and neil’s rub one out diet… I’m going with neil’s.

By: Tatyana

Tatyana — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 00:01:49 +0000

Neil, this is the best thing I’ve read today,
I don’t play with myself every morning. I take Tuesdays off to catch up with Sunday’s New York Times book review section.

I can only hope you lubricate NYT criticisms, if only with Jamba Juice, for a satisfying relief…

By: :: jozjozjoz ::

:: jozjozjoz :: — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 23:47:21 +0000

I just don’t think a smoothie is any kind of filling… but that’s just me!

By: Brooke

Brooke — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 23:27:23 +0000

What about a Jamba Juice/masturbation weight loss plan? I think your people and the Jamba people should do lunch.

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 22:13:48 +0000

This was supposed to be a commentary on Jamba Juice’s misleading advertising and those phony before-and-after advertisements. I didn’t mean for my poor-attempt-at-an-analogy to be the only interest of the post. Where are all your minds at? I think you need some “on-line dating” (euphenism) more than I do. Of course, I don’t play with myself every morning. I take Tuesdays off to catch up with Sunday’s New York Times book review section.

By: Edgy Mama

Edgy Mama — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 21:11:15 +0000

Do you play with yourself for an hour because it takes that long? Or is it a multitudinous hour? Makes a difference in terms of caloric burn.